Yoga Booty Ballet

Never thought I'd see these three words appear together in a sentence, let alone next to each other. But life is full of surprises.

Yoga Booty Ballet.

I'd try it out, but my Tae Bo tapes haven't paid for themselves yet. Where's that lying sonofabi*ch Ron Popeil ..!

"Pet Your Dog Not Your Date"

So mighty-pen, who's very concerned about my sinful, promiscuous ways, fowarded me a link to this pro-abstinence site, where I stumbled upon this delightfully rib-tickling T-Shirt.

"Pet Your Dog Not Your Date"

I do have to wonder about how engaging in beastiality is supposed to get me closer to God, but then again, what do I know. *shrug*